In case you couldn't tell by now, this journal is about to delve into all the angsting that I've been witnessing, especially the angsting over fictional crushes. No offense to anyone I'm referring to because we're friends. I just personally can't fathom the idea of going through a traumatic depression over the absence of a favorite fictional character, even if it's a fictional crush.

TABLES OF CONTENT:

1. TheSuperMKMaster Situation
2. SneakyLizard Situation
3. Your Fictional Crush/Crushes
4. In Conclusion

1. THESUPERMKMASTER SITUATION

For the first time ever, is being haunted into depression. In 2012, when SoulCalibur V came out, it took him a while after the game's release to get over Chai Xianghua's absence since she was never playable in SCV, nor did she receive a cameo for once. Her daughter Yan Leixia apparently didn't help any favors.

Fast forward to 2015 and now this recurring nightmare has returned and this all started with his laptop getting screwed up! So now I blame two things for all this. One is his laptop for f*cking up. It's like he can't even go to deviantArt without experiencing problems. Another one is Namco themselves because SoulCalibur V's story mode was meh! 

The only character who received story mode was Patroklos Alexander but no one else did, especially not Xianghua's daughter Leixia! I know that due to time constraints, this ended up being the only story mode in SCV... which is why I think it would've been BETTER if the game was put on hold until a few things like Story Modes were fixed for the final, non-delayable product! Something like that obviously happened with Super Smash Bros. Brawl when it was being delayed. They were clearly testing things out and fixing a couple of stuff behind the scenes before they finally gave it an absolute release date. As a matter of fact, given this current gen, why not release a PERFECTED version of SoulCalibur V on the current gen consoles (y'know, the PS4 and Xbox One) which also includes Story Modes for ALL characters, including Leixia, instead of just Patroklos! I mean think about it? What do we know of Z.W.E.I. or Viola, and what the hell's going on with Zasalamel and a few others? EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS, DAMMIT!!! 

I fear that he's gonna go into SneakyLizard territory where he's gonna constantly make journal after journal about his depression, compare himself to certain characters who go through shitty environments (i.e. Gumball, Plankton, and Beetlejuice) and play BGMs that may or may not be fitting for sad moments like being paranoid over the absence of a favorite character. I also fear that he will not eat or sleep and, though I don't know if he ever does this, he won't be able to masturbate. I want the ol' TheSuperMKMaster back.

2. SNEAKYLIZARD SITUATION

Once again, Jade's status as an elephant in the room has lashed onto . Yes, you read it here, the fact that we don't know what happened to Jade yet is back to haunt SneakyLizard, to which I react with this...

3. YOUR FICTIONAL CRUSH/CRUSHES

As you can see, the two friends of mine are being haunted by the absence of a fictional crush and I don't get it. And to make matters worse, the absences are haunting the these guys into a depression similar to what one gets over the loss of a family member. I fear that this might cause them to wind up as laughing stocks of the internet for simply feeling sorrow over their videogame crushes' absences.

However, we all know these two aren't the only ones with fictional crushes because get this, we ALL have fictional crushes. So due to me worrying about my saddened watchers, please tell me about your fictional crush(s) and as you do, please give out the following details so I'll understand y'all because I'm worried SICK.

• Has your fictional crush ever been absent?
• Has your fictional crush ever been killed off?
• If niether of the above happened, what would your reaction be if your fiction crush is absent and/or killed off?
• If your fictional crush had a replacement, regardless of how similar that replacement is to that crush of yours, what would you feel about it?

4.IN CONCLUSION

...I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF MY WATCHERS IN THIS KIND OF DEPRESSING STATE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!! 

I'm serious! I like it when those two who I've mentioned before have never shown a hint of sorrow. Who's gonna be depressed in a similar manner next? I hope some of my other watchers like , , or don't end up being haunted into a state of depression because all I want is for my friends to be happy and fun-loving!

For those of you reading who haven't done it already, PLEASE help TheSuperMKMaster and/or SneakyLizard feel better! Help those guys overcome these nightmares that are stinking up their lives! Teach them to conquer those damn nightmares! Only then will they revert back to their former selves.


P.S. On the positive side of things, be sure to check out my current projects if you have anything to say or ask about either one.